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# GET THE F*** OUTSIDE

An outdoor magazine for digitally fatigued Londoners

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- [GTF](https://gtfomag.com/gtf-2/) - Section Title Putting the F in GTFO: A look into London’s outdoor sex culture ByJosh Wilkey INVOLVED March 30, 2026 Young queer Londoners are flocking to cruising hotspots for community… Read More Chioma Nnadi is British Vogue’s outsdoorwoman-in-chief ByJude Jones INTERESTED March 20, 2026 She has the most fashionable job in the UK, but Chioma
- [ A Londoner’s guide to hot and cold therapy ](https://gtfomag.com/a-londoners-guide-to-hot-and-cold-therapy/) - For some, going out in London means sitting half-naked in a sauna before plunging into ice-cold water.
- [Putting the F in GTFO: A look into London’s outdoor sex culture](https://gtfomag.com/putting-the-f-in-gtfo-a-look-into-londons-outdoor-sex-culture/) - Young queer Londoners are flocking to cruising hotspots for community
- [Future of over 50 London parks and green spaces 'under serious threat'](https://gtfomag.com/future-of-over-50-london-parks-and-green-spaces-under-serious-threatgreen-spaces/) - Dame Judi Dench joins the call to action for protecting the Capital’s green areas.
- [When I die, scatter me in the Thames](https://gtfomag.com/when-i-die-scatter-me-in-the-thames/) - Every year, thousands of people scatter their loved ones’ ashes in the River Thames – but without official records of this, history is lost to the waters.
- [Nettle tea? Not for me ](https://gtfomag.com/nettle-tea-not-for-me/) - In a quest for cost-effective refreshment, Scarlett Clarke goes foraging for nettle tea.
- [Five new books that will inspire an adventure](https://gtfomag.com/five-new-books-that-will-inspire-an-adventure/) - These reads will get you exploring without the need for a boarding pass or a bank loan.
- [Central London had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.](https://gtfomag.com/central-london-had-a-farm-e-i-e-i-o/) - City Farms are the community hubs reconnecting Gen Z with nature.
- [Chioma Nnadi is British Vogue’s outsdoorwoman-in-chief](https://gtfomag.com/chioma-nnadi-is-british-vogues-outsdoorwoman-in-chief/) - She has the most fashionable job in the UK, but Chioma Nnadi is also an avid hiker and outdoorswoman who believes getting outside is the best way to stay calm. At the start of every day, Chioma Nnadi walks to work. “It’s early morning Soho,” she says, “so you never know what you’re going to
- [I searched for silence in London – here’s what I found.](https://gtfomag.com/i-searched-for-silence-in-london-heres-what-i-found/) - From waterfalls that mask the crowd to libraries where whispering is a push, I searched for London’s quiet places with a decibel app, measuring the noise and questioning whether peace is something you hear or something you sense.
- [Thames path romance: quiet love in London’s loud spaces](https://gtfomag.com/thames-path-romance-quiet-love-in-londons-loud-spaces/) - How walking and talking proved the simple formula for romance Liv Dunn needed
- [Poem - portrait of space](https://gtfomag.com/poem-portrait-of-space/) - A poem by Sydney Lobe
- [Story - The foxes are running quality control](https://gtfomag.com/story-the-foxes-are-running-quality-control/) - A story by Roisin Teeling.
- [Poem - Blackberries](https://gtfomag.com/poem-blackberries/) - A poem by Olivia Fee.
- [Fighting food apartheid](https://gtfomag.com/fighting-food-apartheid/) - Meet the Londoners giving communities the tools to grow.
- [Looking for my knight in ivory armour](https://gtfomag.com/looking-for-my-knight-in-ivory-armour/) - Dating apps are exhausting Gen Z, and meet-cutes feel like a relic of the past. Could a Tuesday night chess club in east London offer the romance I’m looking for?
- [The Reluctant Outdoorsman](https://gtfomag.com/the-reluctant-outdoorsman/) - Ines Jeveons on her tumultuous relationship with Mother Nature
- [Where the Young Green gets her greens](https://gtfomag.com/where-the-young-green-gets-her-greens/) - Ines Jeveons speaks to Young Green Party Co-Chair Ciara Alleyne about her plans for the upcoming local council elections, and her penchant for plant-potting
- [Get the f*ck into the garden: How nature transforms therapy ](https://gtfomag.com/get-the-fck-into-the-garden-how-nature-transforms-therapy/) - From therapy ponies to simply being outside, garden therapy is reconnecting people to themselves, each other and nature.
- [When wildlife finds its way into the concrete jungle](https://gtfomag.com/when-wildlife-finds-its-way-into-the-concrete-jungle/) - Move over rat and pigeon spottings, and make way for these encounters with London’s wackier wildlife.
- [How my dog helped me reconnect with nature, my family and myself](https://gtfomag.com/how-my-dog-helped-me-reconnect-with-nature-my-family-and-myself/) - Modern life is hectic, stressful and dominated by screens. But the companionship of a pet can be just the thing to reconnect you to what’s important. It was for me…
- [Party like it's 1492: what’s it like at a Renaissance Faire?](https://gtfomag.com/party-like-its-1492-whats-it-like-at-a-renaissance-faire/) - Two sceptics, one pair of elf ears, and the best (accidental) day at Loxwood Joust.
- [East London goes wild: storks and beavers are making a comeback](https://gtfomag.com/east-london-goes-wild-storks-and-beavers-are-making-a-comeback/) - Dagenham park-goers will soon be picnicking with some of the UK’s rarest wildlife.
- [Ding dong, your new hobby has arrived](https://gtfomag.com/ding-dong-your-new-hobby-has-arrived/) - Grace Bannister travels to Richmond to explore the ancient and surprisingly complicated hobby of bell-ringing.
- [Me, my mum and our allotment ](https://gtfomag.com/me-my-mum-and-our-allotment/) - My Mum’s allotment was home to my happiest childhood moments. Now she has passed away, being in nature is where I feel closest to her.
- [Rolling in the Mud: a LARP-ing love story](https://gtfomag.com/rolling-in-the-mud-a-larp-ing-love-story/) - From underground battles in Kentish caves to running the UK’s national LARP awards, Ian Knope has spent nearly four decades immersed in the world of live action role play
- [The Narnia of Westminster: London’s onion oasis](https://gtfomag.com/the-narnia-of-westminster-londons-onion-oasis/) - Beneath the city’s concrete jungle lies a serene oasis where onions bloom, blossom – and even form sculptures.
- [ I spent a week without my phone – here’s what I found out](https://gtfomag.com/i-spent-a-week-without-my-phone-heres-what-i-found-out/) - As a member of Gen Z, I’ve spent my entire adult life with a mobile device in my pocket. How would I survive when it was taken away?
- [GTFO’s al fresco pub crawl](https://gtfomag.com/gtfos-al-fresco-pub-crawl/) - When the sun is shining, there's only one place to be: the pub garden with a pint in hand.
- [The bug B&B housing crisis](https://gtfomag.com/the-bug-bb-housing-crisis/) - As Londoners struggle to find decent housing, the city’s insects face a crisis of their own. With natural habitats disappearing, bug hotels are meant to offer refuge, but without the right design, they may be doing more harm than good.
- [The garden we grew up in](https://gtfomag.com/my-little-kingdom-in-the-elites-backyard/) - Behind the terraces of North Kensington sits a communal garden with a long history. I grew up beside it, and it became the backdrop to my childhood.
- [Your new favourite outfit is on the floor of a car park in Pimlico](https://gtfomag.com/your-new-favourite-outfit-is-on-the-floor-of-a-car-park-in-pimlico/) - There’s nothing quite like the thrill of someone complimenting your latest second-hand find, only to reveal, “Five pounds – and they’re vintage leather from Battersea car boot.”
- [Map: scenic London running routes for when you can’t face the treadmill](https://gtfomag.com/map-scenic-london-running-routes-for-when-you-cant-face-the-treadmill/) - From short sprints to hilly tours and stamina-testing leg-stretchers, here are the capital’s most scenic and traffic-free running routes.
- [My dad’s final joke was a walk](https://gtfomag.com/my-dads-final-joke-was-a-walk/) - In this personal essay Lucy Dover explores how losing her dad and scattering his ashes made her reevaluate a love-hate relationship with hiking and being outside.
- [Story - Dear Russell, are you indeed still square?](https://gtfomag.com/story-dear-russell-are-you-indeed-still-square/) - A story by Harry Speirs.
- [The ethical grey area of cemetery tourism](https://gtfomag.com/the-ethical-grey-area-of-cemetery-tourism/) - Out of respect for the living, cemeteries are considered hallowed ground – but is it time we think about these spaces differently?
- [You don’t have to be white to GTFO](https://gtfomag.com/you-dont-have-to-be-white-to-gtfo/) - Ethnic minorities taking up outdoor activities means better health for society and the planet.
- [Touching Grass, episode 3: Chalamet vs Ballet & The Celebrity Marriage PR Conspiracy](https://gtfomag.com/touching-grass-episode-3-chalamet-vs-ballet-the-celebrity-marriage-pr-conspiracy/) - In this episode of Touching Grass, Roisin and Meadow unpack a couple of outrageous conversations circulating the internet.
- [Touching grass, episode 2: Stacey Dooley discussion & the death of pop (apparently)](https://gtfomag.com/touching-grass-episode-2-stacey-dooley-discussion-the-death-of-pop-apparently/) - In episode two of Touching Grass, Roisin Teeling and Meadow Wattret dig into a few more very online debates that might benefit from stepping outside for a bit.
- [GTFO horoscopes](https://gtfomag.com/gtfo-horoscopes/) - Your sign says: get moving, get living and GTFO of your comfort zone.
- [Gen Z flocks to birdwatching](https://gtfomag.com/gen-z-flocks-to-birdwatching/) - The hobby has found a new audience thanks to avian apps.
- [Reviving the lost art of going somewhere for nothing](https://gtfomag.com/reviving-the-lost-art-of-going-somewhere-for-nothing/) - London is great at getting you to your destination fast, but not so good at letting you stop along the way. Here are five generous corners to seek out around the City.
- [The rise of the gorp girl](https://gtfomag.com/the-rise-of-the-gorp-girl/) - Across London, what began as a fashion trend has grown into a movement. Meet the women turning gorpcore into something real.
- [Bees and refugees: Ali Alzein brings therapeutic beekeeping to London](https://gtfomag.com/bees-and-refugees-ali-alzein-brings-therapeutic-beekeeping-to-london/) - In 2020, Ali Alzein founded ‘Bees and Refugees’ to reconnect with his origins on his grandfather’s farm in Syria. Six years later his organisation is providing a community for London’s beekeepers.
- [Life afloat the Thames](https://gtfomag.com/life-afloat-the-thames/) - As London’s housing crisis worsens, thousands are turning to life on the city’s canals. For some, houseboats offer community and connection to nature, but life on the water can be as precarious.
- [Poem: After Petaloso](https://gtfomag.com/poem-after-petaloso/) - A poem by Harry Speirs.
- [Story: At this distance](https://gtfomag.com/story-at-this-distance/) - A story by Harry Speirs.
- [Bookmarking London: a crawl through the capital’s cosiest bookshops](https://gtfomag.com/bookmarking-london-a-crawl-through-the-capitals-cosiest-bookshops/) - On a sunny February day, Notting Hill came alive for the 10th annual London Bookshop Crawl, where independent shops, rare finds, and a community of readers made turning pages a shared adventure.
- [Poem - mother’s day](https://gtfomag.com/poem-mothers-day/) - A poem by Olivia Fee.
- [Poem - no number](https://gtfomag.com/no-number/) - A poem by Olivia Fee.
- [Poem - lavender](https://gtfomag.com/poem-lavender/) - A poem by Harry Speirs.
- [Poem - travel brochure elegy](https://gtfomag.com/poem/) - A poem by Ioan Hazell.
- [London climbers are taking the concrete jungle literally - how do you like to urban climb?](https://gtfomag.com/london-climbers-are-taking-the-concrete-jungle-literally-how-do-you-like-to-urban-climb/) - We’ve all seen Alex Honnold free soloing Taipei 101. But have you ever considered having a go yourself? On a MUCH smaller scale, of course...
- [Feeling blue? cold water swimming might be the answer ](https://gtfomag.com/feeling-blue-cold-water-swimming-might-be-the-answer/) - Propelled by evidence that cold dips can boost your mood, young Londoners are forgoing comfort and diving head-first into icy waters.
- [ In Hyde Park, ski season never ends](https://gtfomag.com/in-hyde-park-ski-season-never-ends/) - No snow? No problem. Londoners are turning tarmac into a winter workout playground. 
- [The GTFO team’s favourite London listening bars ](https://gtfomag.com/the-gtfo-teams-favourite-london-listening-bars/) - From discoball-lit dancefloors to chic small plates, London’s listening bar scene is thriving.
- [Urbex London: meet the capital’s nocturnal explorers](https://gtfomag.com/urbex-london-meet-the-capitals-nocturnal-explorers/) - By torchlight, Urbex London slip into abandoned hospitals, schools and restaurants around the capital to make content. Urban exploration has become a race against time as TikTok teens smash up buildings for followers.
- [Intentional interaction: the resurgence of London’s listening bars ](https://gtfomag.com/intentional-interaction-the-resurgence-of-londons-listening-bars/) - London’s listening bars are booming in popularity for those with an ear for elegance and a taste for mindful mingling.
- [Poem - outside](https://gtfomag.com/poem-outside/) - A poem by Roisin Teeling.
- [Touching grass, episode 1: AI meme pages, fake Katy Perry & the heathcliff debate](https://gtfomag.com/touching-grass-episode-1/) - In the first episode of Touching Grass, Roisin and Meadow wander through some of the internet’s strangest current obsessions.
- [Tree inequity: why everyone deserves a place in the shade](https://gtfomag.com/tree-inequity-why-everyone-deserves-a-place-in-the-shade/) - One year on from London Mayor Sadiq Khan’s updated plans to increase the city’s tree canopy cover by 10 per cent by 2050, we explore the importance of trees and where they’re placed.
- [The battle over London’s summer festivals](https://gtfomag.com/the-battle-over-londons-summer-festivals/) - Does the only viable model for cultural production now involve fencing off shared land and charging £80 for a ticket?
- [A brewed awakening: how pub quizzes gave me a purpose](https://gtfomag.com/a-brewed-awakening-how-pub-quizzes-gave-me-a-purpose-2/) - While searching for a second home in a city I didn’t know, I discovered my competitive side at the pub quiz.
- [Licensed to ‘lark: the gentrification of mud](https://gtfomag.com/licensed-to-lark-the-gentrification-of-mud/) - Meet the mudlarkers who have a 60-year claim to London’s riverbanks
- [Poem - flat sevens](https://gtfomag.com/poem-flat-sevens/) - A poem by Ioan Hazell.
- [The climate crisis smoulders in Brazil’s apocalyptic wetland](https://gtfomag.com/the-climate-crisis-smoulders-in-brazils-apocalyptic-wetland/) - Water Pantanal Fire, a new photo exhibition in London’s Science Museum, is a bleak and sobering experience
- [Writers roots: where did London’s artists love to chill? ](https://gtfomag.com/writers-roots-where-did-londons-artists-love-to-chill/) - A journey through the places where creative giants found solace and inspiration in London.
- [Get the f*** geo-caching](https://gtfomag.com/get-the-f-geo-caching/) - Geocaching is the 21st century’s answer to a good old-fashioned treasure hunt. With thousands of waterproof and loot-filled containers hidden around London, it’s the perfect excuse to GTFO.
- [Top five cold water swimming spots to beat the blues in London](https://gtfomag.com/top-five-cold-water-swimming-spots-to-beat-the-blues-in-london/) - From Hampstead Heath to the Royal Docks, London’s open-air swims offer scenic dips, summer lidos, and urban waters for every adventurer.
- [When the Light Returns: the spring rituals celebrating community](https://gtfomag.com/when-the-light-returns-the-spring-rituals-celebrating-community/) - From Persian Nowruz to Pagan Ostara, communities in London and beyond celebrate the new light of spring in wild and wonderful ways.
- [Best sauna spots in London ](https://gtfomag.com/best-sauna-spots-in-london/) - Luxury on a budget: relax, recharge, and reconnect at one of London’s many saunas.
- [London’s secret gardens](https://gtfomag.com/londons-secret-gardens/) - “It was the sweetest, most mysterious-looking place anyone could imagine,” writes Frances Hodgson Burnett in her 1911 novel The Secret Garden. The description belongs not just to fiction, and could just as easily apply to the small pockets of greenery scattered across London.

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